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Bonsai Headlines

Following in the tradition of the Bonsai Story Tree Generator and the Bonsai Twee twitter mashup, comes Bonsai Headlines: Bonsai'd text taken from the most recent headlines from AP, Reuters, BBC, NYTimes, CBS, NBC, CNN, and so on. Like Bonsai Twee, the headlines are updated hourly at 42 minutes past the hour.

Enjoy. :)

And so:

China livid as acting president

Migrant cap will damage UK school

Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo Wins Nobel for super-thin carbon

Bullard says American dream under siege

American Apparel names Tom Casey as dissident Liu Xiaobo Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Economy loses 95K jobs due to Be Fearful

Rangers power to push $60bn into cars, to Jailed Chinese dissident wins Nobel Peace Prize

Ten hurt after hit-and-run

Genzyme to Lose 95,000 Jobs Unemployment at 9.6%

O'Donnell to big job losses

Software on Bank Breakups

N Korea boosts Kim Jong Un as leader says American dream under siege

Toxic sludge almost the foreclosure mess could last for years

New Rules on easing a Failure to offer iPhone: report

Lab-Sized Earthquakes Challenge Basic Laws of Nissan Leaf Get a Trunkful of Gulf Oil spill near size of Gulf Oil spill

Governor among 20 killed in Afghan contracts aid Taliban

Why the size of apparent army executions

First dinosaurs walked on Earth

China dissident Liu Xiaobo Wins Nobel for super-thin carbon

Constant Danger Fuels Addictive Indie Game 1 win

U.S. Sheds 95,000 Jobs; Unemployment at U.S.-Russia Rocket Launch

Cuts in Afghan mosque blast

Why the World

Drill nears trapped miners should go first, last

Mother dies saving 5 Flash Games on Your E-Reader

NYC: Outside Court, a Pro

Angle: Muslim law taking hold in Government Led U.S. Economy to Lose 95,000 Jobs

Democrats Look for Android: report

BP to Lose 95,000 Jobs in September

American Apparel names Tom Casey as leader

Duo wins Nobel Peace Prize Given to propose new rules on Economy

Alt Text: 5 Twins 2: Yankees continue playoff mastery of Irony, Satire

U.S. Contractors Threaten U.S. Mission

Chinese Mao Impersonators Are Back on handheld game player: source

Best Image Yet of Comet Closing in Anaheim

Amber Alert after rollercoaster cars to hit satnav makers

Money Talks Louder Than Ever in Lake Pirate Johnny Depp at Mosque

O'Donnell to government layoffs

O'Donnell to big job losses

Oct. 8, 1582: Nothing Happens ... in MS patients

Rangers power to Ban BlackBerry dispute resolved before deadline

E-mails: Vilsack hastily decided to Explore Alternatives

Why the World

Oct. 8, 1582: Nothing Happens ... in Lake Pirate Attack

Japan stands firm on Economy

Best Image Yet of Twins

Russian-U.S. crew heads for years

Afghan Governor among 20 killed

O'Donnell to push $60bn into cars, to receive $1.5 billion for U.S. to push $60bn into economy

Russian-U.S. crew heads for more investment in Bribery Probe

Students in on Earth

Zuckerberg takes staff to offer iPhone: report

BP to propose new rules on fee-based music service: report

Bullard says American dream under siege

Software on handheld game player: source

Democrats Look for chemical tool

Yankees Take 2-0 Series Lead in Generic House Ballot

U.S. Sheds 95,000 Jobs; Unemployment at UK school

Chinese dissident Liu wins 2010 physics Nobel for chemical tool

Russian-U.S. crew heads for U.S. to Lose 95,000 Jobs in September

72,000 stimulus payments went to 2-0 series lead to big job losses

Adobe shares jump on handheld game player: source

Decode: Hell Comes to government layoffs

Toxic sludge almost the foreclosure mess could last for years

Decode: Hell Comes to big job losses

Mom arrested in gunbattle

Duo wins 2010 Nobel Peace Prize

American Apparel names Tom Casey as Giants beat Braves in Game <cite>Minecraft</cite>

China dissident Liu Xiaobo Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Senate report: Afghan mosque blast

Afghan Governor Is Classiest Guy in gunbattle

Students in Anaheim

Argh, classmates! Pirate Attack

American, two Japanese share Nobel Peace Prize

NKorean official confirms Kim Jong-un's role

Cuts in Generic House Ballot

Chinese dissident wins Nobel for chemical tool

72,000 stimulus payments went to the Taliban

Hotel sued over Rays

Afghan governor killed in Afghan mosque blast

Wall Street opens flat after 2 Boys Abducted in MS patients

Chile list says BlackBerry dispute averting ban

Argh, classmates! Pirate Attack

Panasonic working on Your E-Reader

BP to Jailed Chinese Mao Impersonators Are Devoid of Perks

Novartis Prices New Blood Evidence Found in Afghan mosque blast

Largest U.S. public works project killed in Afghan governor killed in bombing

Economy loses 95K jobs due to preemie

Ex-NBA star: 'Like I gave life' to Be Fearful

'Orchestrated drug rip-off' ends in talks to oust Sherrod